How to Start a Fight

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while
we were in bed.

          I turned to her and said, ‘Do you want to have Sex?’

          ‘No,’ she answered. I then said,

          ‘Is that your final answer?’

          She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying, ‘Yes..’

          So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.”

          And that’s when the fight started…