"how is it that i just realized i can be the biggest dickhead on the planet and say any horrible thing i want to say about anyone, and all i have to do is run for office as a Republican or be on Fox News and thousands will stand up to support me? and all i have to do is say that anyone who doesn’t like it is intolerant. how did i not understand this before? oh, i’m going to be rich and famous, and…oh, except i just remembered that i don’t operate that way. well, shit. never mind."
Not entirely true, you know. You can’t rail on Christianity or the rich. You know - because the economically powerful and religiously mainstream are already soooo oppressed.